Wannabe gladiator with a weak stomach
Oh Spadge, you were going to be the Next Big Thing!
Up till the week of the fight, Spadge was billed as the ‘Local Boy Done Good’, the (nodnodwinkwink) Long Shot At The Bookies.
Sadly, a case of EXTREME STAGE FRIGHT knocked him out of action for the first games, and it wasn’t AT ALL poisoning, because that would be bad for business.
It had NOTHING AT ALL to do with the (more suspicious than usual) cask of Cheap’N’Nasty he was guzzling at the time.
Session 1: INJURED by ATTEMPTED MURDER MOST FOUL